No, please, put as little thought into my gift as possible.
Valka-what?
2 NovWe ran out of legs at the factory, so what the fuck, glue them to those jeeps over there. Nobody will notice.
Valka
Fuck.
2 NovI forgot my password for FIVE FUCKING MONTHS. I should have remembered it’s my mother’s maiden name and the first name of my first vietnamese hooker.
Five In One Robot Fire Bolt
4 JulNEW
I Think this is one of those transformers that combine with other transformers that makes a shitty, barely holds together larger transformer. Say what you want about Gobots, but their shit held together.
I like how the bootleggers didn’t bother to even change the fucking sticker sheet.
Transfiguring Assembling Laser Attacker 2 in 1
3 JulDon’t be fooled, it’s those CEED assholes again.
Jojo, known for their fine transforming robots.
Space Voice
2 JulIf you looked like this in the 80s, you probably got beat up. I think I got beat up wearing the exact same outfit at the bus stop. Nothing says punch me in the gut like a purple izod shirt and chinos from Bradlees.
Functional Robot
1 JulYou know, as opposed to all those non-functional robots your asshole parents got you.
