CollectionDX Network


3 Nov

No, please, put as little thought into my gift as possible.

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2 Nov

We ran out of legs at the factory, so what the fuck, glue them to those jeeps over there. Nobody will notice.

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2 Nov

I forgot my password for FIVE FUCKING MONTHS. I should have remembered it’s my mother’s maiden name and the first name of my first vietnamese hooker.

Five In One Robot Fire Bolt

4 Jul


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I Think this is one of those transformers that combine with other transformers that makes a shitty, barely holds together larger transformer. Say what you want about Gobots, but their shit held together.

I like how the bootleggers didn’t bother to even change the fucking sticker sheet.

Transfiguring Assembling Laser Attacker 2 in 1

3 Jul

Don’t be fooled, it’s those CEED assholes again.

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Jojo, known for their fine transforming robots.


Dallas War Gods

2 Jul











I don’t even know what the fuck is going on here. At first glimpse, it seems like a cool set with a bunch of shit in it, but then you open it and you get a few little toys and a shitload of styrofoam. Does it become a robot? What are the zip things for. One fucking fist?



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Space Voice

2 Jul

If you looked like this in the 80s, you probably got beat up. I think I got beat up wearing the exact same outfit at the bus stop. Nothing says punch me in the gut like a purple izod shirt and chinos from Bradlees.


Functional Robot

1 Jul

You know, as opposed to all those non-functional robots your asshole parents got you.


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Transformable Deinonychus-Bot

30 Jun

The name really rolls off the tongue, don’t you think?

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29 Jun

Probably the best name for a toy, ever.