WTFTOY

$175 gets you this and a T-Shirt.

Spongebob doesn’t have a skeleton. HE IS A SPONGE.

Nobody got the memo that people just aren’t paying $10 a pop for blind boxed vinyl figures anymore.

Even less cool, some of these are supposed to loosely parody pop-culture celebrities such as “Pokerface” and “Old Moon”.

I don’t know what’s more disturbing – the face on this thing, or the fact that the company logo features tighty whities.

Its like if I ate three marshmallows and then spit them out on the table. Hey what a great idea for a toy! I think I will make a rotocast of my shit next.

Hey cheap ass robots, lets hitch a ride on the gaijin space shuttle! Whee!

Hey man, why are you so close to me? Is that a missile in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

As a child I would have shot my mom in the face for giving me this instead of a transformer. WTF Mom?

What’s amazing is that we got to play with guns that looked like real guns.

And is that… Silly string? WTF Japan?

This lunchbox for giants has space for actual children in it.