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Archive | March, 2012

22 Mar

$175 gets you this and a T-Shirt.

Spongebob doesn’t have a skeleton. HE IS A SPONGE.

Average Rating: 4.4 out of 5 based on 288 user reviews.

21 Mar

Nobody got the memo that people just aren’t paying $10 a pop for blind boxed vinyl figures anymore.

Even less cool, some of these are supposed to loosely parody pop-culture celebrities such as “Pokerface” and “Old Moon”.

Average Rating: 4.7 out of 5 based on 221 user reviews.

20 Mar

I don’t know what’s more disturbing – the face on this thing, or the fact that the company logo features tighty whities.

Average Rating: 4.4 out of 5 based on 254 user reviews.

17 Mar

Its like if I ate three marshmallows and then spit them out on the table. Hey what a great idea for a toy! I think I will make a rotocast of my shit next.

Average Rating: 4.6 out of 5 based on 195 user reviews.

16 Mar

Hey cheap ass robots, lets hitch a ride on the gaijin space shuttle! Whee!

Hey man, why are you so close to me? Is that a missile in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Average Rating: 4.9 out of 5 based on 220 user reviews.

15 Mar

As a child I would have shot my mom in the face for giving me this instead of a transformer. WTF Mom?

Average Rating: 5 out of 5 based on 165 user reviews.

14 Mar

What’s amazing is that we got to play with guns that looked like real guns.

And is that… Silly string? WTF Japan?

Average Rating: 4.7 out of 5 based on 297 user reviews.

13 Mar

This lunchbox for giants has space for actual children in it.

Average Rating: 4.4 out of 5 based on 298 user reviews.