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Archive | March, 2012

The most expensive Spongebob toy ever.

22 Mar

$175 gets you this and a T-Shirt.

Spongebob doesn’t have a skeleton. HE IS A SPONGE.

Eye Get It.

21 Mar

Nobody got the memo that people just aren’t paying $10 a pop for blind boxed vinyl figures anymore.

Even less cool, some of these are supposed to loosely parody pop-culture celebrities such as “Pokerface” and “Old Moon”.

Lucha Flash!

20 Mar

I don’t know what’s more disturbing – the face on this thing, or the fact that the company logo features tighty whities.


17 Mar

Its like if I ate three marshmallows and then spit them out on the table. Hey what a great idea for a toy! I think I will make a rotocast of my shit next.

Lets ride the Space Shuttle

16 Mar

Hey cheap ass robots, lets hitch a ride on the gaijin space shuttle! Whee!

Hey man, why are you so close to me? Is that a missile in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Knight Rider Becames Robert

15 Mar

As a child I would have shot my mom in the face for giving me this instead of a transformer. WTF Mom?

Hold Up Amazing Pistol

14 Mar

What’s amazing is that we got to play with guns that looked like real guns.

And is that… Silly string? WTF Japan?

To serve man

13 Mar

This lunchbox for giants has space for actual children in it.