No, please, put as little thought into my gift as possible.
I Think this is one of those transformers that combine with other transformers that makes a shitty, barely holds together larger transformer. Say what you want about Gobots, but their shit held together.
I like how the bootleggers didn’t bother to even change the fucking sticker sheet.
Don’t be fooled, it’s those CEED assholes again.
Jojo, known for their fine transforming robots.
I don’t even know what the fuck is going on here. At first glimpse, it seems like a cool set with a bunch of shit in it, but then you open it and you get a few little toys and a shitload of styrofoam. Does it become a robot? What are the zip things for. One fucking fist?
You know, as opposed to all those non-functional robots your asshole parents got you.
The name really rolls off the tongue, don’t you think?
Hey kids, follow these easy instructions!
PULL THE LOWER BODY APART TO TWO DIRECTIONS AS SHOWN BY ARROW AND TURN LOWER BODY BACKWARD 180 AS ARROW INDICATES TO FORM BACK OF DINOSAUR. WHEN DINOSAUR’S BACK IS FORMED, CLOSE THE TWO BODY OPPOSITE TO ARROW DIRECTION AT SAME TIME. DINOSAURS TAIL WILL BE EXPOSED. EXTEND TAIL TO IT’S FULL LENGTH OR BEND TO ANY SHAPE DESIRED.
Fuck you, China.
I have nothing funny to say about this.