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SUPER ROBOT WARRIOR

3 Nov

No, please, put as little thought into my gift as possible.

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Valka-what?

2 Nov

We ran out of legs at the factory, so what the fuck, glue them to those jeeps over there. Nobody will notice.

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Five In One Robot Fire Bolt

4 Jul

NEW

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I Think this is one of those transformers that combine with other transformers that makes a shitty, barely holds together larger transformer. Say what you want about Gobots, but their shit held together.

I like how the bootleggers didn’t bother to even change the fucking sticker sheet.

Transfiguring Assembling Laser Attacker 2 in 1

3 Jul

Don’t be fooled, it’s those CEED assholes again.

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Jojo, known for their fine transforming robots.

 

Dallas War Gods

2 Jul

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t even know what the fuck is going on here. At first glimpse, it seems like a cool set with a bunch of shit in it, but then you open it and you get a few little toys and a shitload of styrofoam. Does it become a robot? What are the zip things for. One fucking fist?

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Functional Robot

1 Jul

You know, as opposed to all those non-functional robots your asshole parents got you.

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Transformable Deinonychus-Bot

30 Jun

The name really rolls off the tongue, don’t you think?

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Transforming Dinosaur Robot!

2 Jun

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Hey kids, follow these easy instructions!

PULL THE LOWER BODY APART TO TWO DIRECTIONS AS SHOWN BY ARROW AND TURN LOWER BODY BACKWARD 180 AS ARROW INDICATES TO FORM BACK OF DINOSAUR. WHEN DINOSAUR’S BACK IS FORMED, CLOSE THE TWO BODY OPPOSITE TO ARROW DIRECTION AT SAME TIME. DINOSAURS TAIL WILL BE EXPOSED. EXTEND TAIL TO IT’S FULL LENGTH OR BEND TO ANY SHAPE DESIRED.

 

Fuck you, China.

Auto Change Robo Van

1 Jun

I have nothing funny to say about this.

Show me on the robot where he touched you.

21 Apr

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