What the hell kind of checklist is this anyway? Do you get to eat the dog after you kill it?
I pity the fool that got this piece of shit under their tree at Christmas. Imagine telling the therapist about this gift.
“One year, I got a car with Mr. T’s head sticking out of the roof holding a battle axe.”
“Lets just get you checked in to the hospital right now.”
$175 gets you this and a T-Shirt.
Spongebob doesn’t have a skeleton. HE IS A SPONGE.
Nobody got the memo that people just aren’t paying $10 a pop for blind boxed vinyl figures anymore.
Even less cool, some of these are supposed to loosely parody pop-culture celebrities such as “Pokerface” and “Old Moon”.
I don’t know what’s more disturbing – the face on this thing, or the fact that the company logo features tighty whities.
Its like if I ate three marshmallows and then spit them out on the table. Hey what a great idea for a toy! I think I will make a rotocast of my shit next.
Hey cheap ass robots, lets hitch a ride on the gaijin space shuttle! Whee!
Hey man, why are you so close to me? Is that a missile in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
As a child I would have shot my mom in the face for giving me this instead of a transformer. WTF Mom?