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Fuck.

2 Nov

I forgot my password for FIVE FUCKING MONTHS. I should have remembered it’s my mother’s maiden name and the first name of my first vietnamese hooker.

Space Voice

2 Jul

If you looked like this in the 80s, you probably got beat up. I think I got beat up wearing the exact same outfit at the bus stop. Nothing says punch me in the gut like a purple izod shirt and chinos from Bradlees.

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DRIVERIFIC TORTURE TEST

29 Jun

Probably the best name for a toy, ever.

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Santa Claus Snowmobile

17 Jun

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Cute Mim Motor Cyclist

16 Jun

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Flying Robotic Warriors

15 Jun

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Jumbo-Robo Metamorphic Jet Fighter

7 Jun

So many parts, we just had to pile an extra bunch of shit off to the side and hope you don’t notice.

UNIT ROBOT

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TRANSFORMS DUMP TRUCK

6 Jun

So wrong, but so right. The original toy felt like a shitty bootleg of a Gobot, now you can have a shitty copy of a shitty toy!

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Dear Leader Tongue Scraper

4 Jun

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Normally I don’t go in for wacky Accoutrements products, but this one made me chuckle.

Regener8’rs

3 Jun

Good luck sleeping tonight pal.

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