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Transforming Dinosaur Robot!

2 Jun

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Hey kids, follow these easy instructions!

PULL THE LOWER BODY APART TO TWO DIRECTIONS AS SHOWN BY ARROW AND TURN LOWER BODY BACKWARD 180 AS ARROW INDICATES TO FORM BACK OF DINOSAUR. WHEN DINOSAUR’S BACK IS FORMED, CLOSE THE TWO BODY OPPOSITE TO ARROW DIRECTION AT SAME TIME. DINOSAURS TAIL WILL BE EXPOSED. EXTEND TAIL TO IT’S FULL LENGTH OR BEND TO ANY SHAPE DESIRED.

 

Fuck you, China.

Hey Kids, want to ride my pony?

20 Apr

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There are no words

19 Apr

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SHOOT THE DOG

15 Mar

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What the hell kind of checklist is this anyway? Do you get to eat the dog after you kill it?

MIGHTY CAR

10 Jan

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I pity the fool that got this piece of shit under their tree at Christmas. Imagine telling the therapist about this gift.

“One year, I got a car with Mr. T’s head sticking out of the roof holding a battle axe.”

“Lets just get you checked in to the hospital right now.”

Via RetroCon

 

The most expensive Spongebob toy ever.

22 Mar

$175 gets you this and a T-Shirt.

Spongebob doesn’t have a skeleton. HE IS A SPONGE.

Eye Get It.

21 Mar

Nobody got the memo that people just aren’t paying $10 a pop for blind boxed vinyl figures anymore.

Even less cool, some of these are supposed to loosely parody pop-culture celebrities such as “Pokerface” and “Old Moon”.

Lucha Flash!

20 Mar

I don’t know what’s more disturbing – the face on this thing, or the fact that the company logo features tighty whities.

Wasperghost

17 Mar


Its like if I ate three marshmallows and then spit them out on the table. Hey what a great idea for a toy! I think I will make a rotocast of my shit next.

Lets ride the Space Shuttle

16 Mar

Hey cheap ass robots, lets hitch a ride on the gaijin space shuttle! Whee!

Hey man, why are you so close to me? Is that a missile in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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