WTFTOY http://www.wtftoy.com SRSLY, WTF? Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:02:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 AMICABLE HERCULEAN http://www.wtftoy.com/amicable-herculean/ http://www.wtftoy.com/amicable-herculean/#comments Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:02:17 +0000 SUPEREGO http://www.wtftoy.com/?p=99 1363724978109

]]> http://www.wtftoy.com/amicable-herculean/feed/ 0 Show me on the robot where he touched you. http://www.wtftoy.com/show-me-on-the-robot-where-he-touched-you/ http://www.wtftoy.com/show-me-on-the-robot-where-he-touched-you/#comments Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:00:50 +0000 SUPEREGO http://www.wtftoy.com/?p=96 $(KGrHqJHJEQE88dEy(ZoBPZ7uK047g~~60_57

]]> http://www.wtftoy.com/show-me-on-the-robot-where-he-touched-you/feed/ 0 Hey Kids, want to ride my pony? http://www.wtftoy.com/hey-kids-want-to-ride-my-pony/ http://www.wtftoy.com/hey-kids-want-to-ride-my-pony/#comments Sat, 20 Apr 2013 18:59:18 +0000 SUPEREGO http://www.wtftoy.com/?p=93 582449_590191270994018_1038453817_n

]]> http://www.wtftoy.com/hey-kids-want-to-ride-my-pony/feed/ 0 There are no words http://www.wtftoy.com/there-are-no-words/ http://www.wtftoy.com/there-are-no-words/#comments Fri, 19 Apr 2013 18:56:59 +0000 SUPEREGO http://www.wtftoy.com/?p=90 kirisho77-img600x450-1366215108uvrago45228

]]> http://www.wtftoy.com/there-are-no-words/feed/ 0 SHOOT THE DOG http://www.wtftoy.com/shoot-the-dog/ http://www.wtftoy.com/shoot-the-dog/#comments Sat, 16 Mar 2013 00:42:24 +0000 SUPEREGO http://www.wtftoy.com/?p=83 1362846538935 1362846650547

 

What the hell kind of checklist is this anyway? Do you get to eat the dog after you kill it?

]]> http://www.wtftoy.com/shoot-the-dog/feed/ 0 Butt Fighter http://www.wtftoy.com/butt-fighter/ http://www.wtftoy.com/butt-fighter/#comments Fri, 15 Mar 2013 00:41:44 +0000 SUPEREGO http://www.wtftoy.com/?p=79 $T2eC16VHJHEE9ny2rS-4BQYu!5M2Z!~~60_57$(KGrHqNHJEgE+eDo7sikBQYu!+Ys7g~~60_57

 

 

Someone knows the truth about Beast Wars.

]]> http://www.wtftoy.com/butt-fighter/feed/ 0 MIGHTY CAR http://www.wtftoy.com/mighty-car/ http://www.wtftoy.com/mighty-car/#comments Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:11:22 +0000 SUPEREGO http://www.wtftoy.com/?p=73 739692_439417976123923_1796192449_o

I pity the fool that got this piece of shit under their tree at Christmas. Imagine telling the therapist about this gift.

“One year, I got a car with Mr. T’s head sticking out of the roof holding a battle axe.”

“Lets just get you checked in to the hospital right now.”

Via RetroCon

 

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Macross? Mospeada? Not even close.

 

]]> http://www.wtftoy.com/motor-cyclbot/feed/ 0 TREASURES OF THOSE LOST TEMPLES http://www.wtftoy.com/treasures-of-those-lost-temples/ http://www.wtftoy.com/treasures-of-those-lost-temples/#comments Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:08:55 +0000 SUPEREGO http://www.wtftoy.com/?p=59 $T2eC16RHJHEE9ny2q9jhBQ,hBkcO3w~~60_57

 

Figures with action. Quality sold separately. And if this toy can get that CE safety logo, i’m pretty sure it’s meaningless.

]]> http://www.wtftoy.com/treasures-of-those-lost-temples/feed/ 0 NEW STYLE NINJA TORTOISE http://www.wtftoy.com/new-style-ninja-tortoise/ http://www.wtftoy.com/new-style-ninja-tortoise/#comments Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:06:55 +0000 SUPEREGO http://www.wtftoy.com/?p=56 $T2eC16JHJHgE9n0yEYlOBQeyg+qm,w~~60_57

 

Proof that your parents hated you.

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